We Have The Biggest Budgets,
So We Have The Hottest Models
& The Hottest Ads
In The Hottest Magazines.
Our Factories Are Hot Too
& Far Far Away,
Tucked Beneath Under-Age Fingers
& Hunch Backs
For Just Pennies A Day!
Cuzz We Know You Won't Pay
More Than What
You Think We're Worth,
Which Probably Isn't Much,
Because You Probably Don't Need Us
Unless You See Us
On Your Favorite Piece Of Meat.