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	JUNE 2004
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Gemini: 
This month you may share the same birthday as famous fellow Gems such as Kate Hudson, Reese Witherspoon, or Cammy Diaz.  You probably don't share their connections or cash flow, though; so, your b-day bash will most likely suck compared to their's.  See if you can score an invite to one of their parties.  I belive it was Bill Shakespeare who said:  "A life without vicarious lives is not worth living."  Also, common celebrity birthdays are good conversation starters.

Cancer:
It's time to kick back, relax, and not take yourself seriously this month, Cancer.  No one else has been for years now.  The whispers and snickers you finally convinced yourself were "all in your head" are not.  Hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, right commrad?!

Leo:
Roar!  It looks like this Leo has come a long way!  This month, take time to reflect on your past...and, how much more awesome it was than mundane life now.  Remember the times when you would stay out till 6 am drinking with friends, had not a stress-filled thought in your head, and, slid into those sexy size fours with ease?  Man, those were the days!

Virgo:
Old, destructive habits may rear their ugly heads this month.  You can attempt to squash them, but, it will be to no avail.  Compulsive spending, prescription drug dependency, and, closet eating need love to!

Libra:
You may be putting a lot of emphasis on the way you look this time of year, Miss Libra.  You should.  You've been looking kinda crappy lately.

Scorpio:
Thinking of quitting your job, Scorps?  Go for it!  Be sure to do three things first, though:  Tell the hot guy from accounting about the dream you had; stock up on post-its, toilet paper, and diet cokes; erase all the "history" on your computer (wink, wink).

Sagittarius:
This month, with Mars in your seventh house, you may find yourself strangely attracted to odd people, such as Jay Leno, Michael Bolton, and Carrot Top...Gross.

Capricorn:
The Pluto retrograde on the 10th signals a particularly unstable peroid with your lover.  With Jupiter in proper alignment on the 15th, though, he could wind up in Uranus.

Aquarius: 
Someone may reveal an embarassing secret to you around the 4th.  The right thing to do is listen, the fun thing is mass e-mail!  Woo-hoo!

Pisces:
You may get the urge to join a gym this month, little fishes.  Unless you're in fabby shape already, though, don't.  It's where the 1% of the population who look good in spandex go to talk about...spandex?

Aries:
Yes, your romantic fantasies can come true!  No, not in reality!  Whoever said warm milk and Tylenol PM wasn't the elixer of love never met my "boyfriend," Sven?

Taurus:
Office politics are going to take a nasty turn towards the end of the month.  You're not involved, so, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show...It's going to get awesomely ugly!


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